If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring?

Who gives a sh*t.

These holidays irk me.

Sorry, I just don’t buy into Pilgrims sitting down for a romantic little dinner with Indians, devouring juicy dead bird and delicious pumpkin pie.

There wasn’t any passing of the peace pipe between these mortal enemies. If you believe that tall tale, I’d wager you’ve been smoking something much better.

It wasn’t turkeys hunted on this day many years ago. It was Indians being shot, robbed and pillaged. Their women raped.

People make up all kinds of bs excuses NOT to work. And this day takes the cake.

So, I’m NOT thankful for the laziness that’s so embraced by the Mediocre Majority, who’d rather stuff their face than produce.

Totally not Thankful for the fact that I’m going to gain a few pounds, because I have to munch down a plateful of crap, to be “nice” with the family.

Just plain not thankful for the obvious way, that laziness seems to take precedence over “DOING”.

Save the “Happy Turkey Day” wishes for fellow couch potatoes with their eyes glued to idiots on the football field.

I’m doing a special presentation to my Agent On Fire Blaze subscribers to help them understand that TODAY is like any other day. If you stand still this afternoon, you will be fifteen steps back (and 10 lbs. fatter) tomorrow morning.

ALWAYS be working on improving your business. NEVER let the Hallmark company fool you into slipping into a peach cobbler coma.

I’m not suggesting that you never rest at all. Bob Marley and I have had plenty of Sativa Saturdays together…but that was college.

You can look forward to holidays, wind-down to a crawl a week in advance, accomplish next to nothing. Or, you can create a business that keeps you on a never-ending high by joining me here:

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-Mike Costigan